Paul McGovern

Paul "da Guru" McGovern is a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude! He grows a mustache to freak out moms and their children walking by him while he films his Instagram show about trash on the streets of Los Angeles. He’s heavily invested in “shitcoins” and will probably lose all his money by the end of summer 2021.

Early life
Paul does not like the Lakers and hates the Rams.

Managerial career
Paul is the only member of the Original 5 to have never won a Super Bowl.